'The City' Is Back… And Now 100% Less Australian (and Douchey)

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昨晚是MTV的首映之夜城市and山丘在一个小时的时间里,他们开始了各自的赛季。小戏剧我想是山丘that's garnered all the hype with the arrival of Kristin Cavallari,但老实说,after watching both,it's城市that truly shines as worthwhile TV.别担心-会有一个丘陵光镊,但我想,为什么不从高级节目开始呢?
问题在于山丘is that the overall cast has become sort of… awful.我和其他人一样爱克里斯汀·卡瓦拉里,但整个机组人员的闷闷不乐已变得不可忽视。Lauren Conrad's departure has meant a greater emphasis on the likes of Brody,Frankie,还有贾斯汀·鲍比——三位绅士,除了沉闷和一丝体味外,什么也没带。这些人什么都不做,这本身不是问题,但不幸的是,they also don't bring anything interesting to the table.相反,他们只是从一个好莱坞热点跳到另一个,chronically underdressed and reeking from a sense of entitlement (and the aforementioned body odor).当然,懒惰和特权并不是一个糟糕的节目…但在这种情况下,它确实如此。It's evident that the group has become self-aware of their MTV fame – the girls are all shinier and augmented (nice new lips and nose,Stephanie "Mrs.Potatohead" Pratt),而且这些人都是故意乱七八糟的。我们创造了怪物,尽管跟着他们的恶作剧还是很有趣,one can't help but wonder when any of them will do something noteworthy with their lives.
This feels especially true after watching the season premiere of城市,它巧妙地将注意力从惠特尼令人厌倦的爱情生活转移到了她和她的朋友们的职业抱负上。还有朋友们,我的意思是她身边的那些阴险的龙。曾经烦人的杰伊、亚当和艾琳都不见了。代替他们的是一个无耻的捣蛋鬼,名叫罗克西,who already has shown more personality than any of the axed cast members combined.While the scenarios and situations of城市和上面的一样做作山丘,至少有一些现实主义的元素。这些演员实际上与“成年人”和真正的工作人员交流,rather than existing in some strange bubble of Los Angeles awfulness.不像布洛迪,斯蒂芬妮Kristin,斯宾塞and Audrina,who all maintain some sort of illusion that they运行好莱坞女孩们城市即使是奥利维亚,至少也有点意识到它们只是纽约这台巨型机器上的齿轮。而这种有社会抱负的元素(与多于一小部分脑细胞的存在相混合)仅仅是更有趣的观看方式。


Of course one of the main reasons why城市也比山丘是制片人让它成为一个不那么以惠特尼为中心的节目。Sure enough,冷门直接对准了罗西,惠特尼高中的一个朋友,他很方便地来到纽约,采访了凯莉·卡特罗尼–,在黛安·冯·福斯特伯格被证明是一次无聊的经历后,惠特尼现在又在为他工作。从一开始,我们知道罗西是直接的,有点恶毒,她觉得惠特的笑容和黄色有点平淡和烦人。也,she used to work for Rachel Zoe – as evidenced by Roxy dropping an emphatic "LITERALLY" in the middle of the interview.基本上,我们知道她会有麻烦的,but more like the Machiavellian trouble,不是奥利维亚·巴勒莫的麻烦,这不是真正的麻烦–只是破坏了原汁原味(最好的那种,if you ask me).尽管如此,在对凯利说了几句关于惠特尼的消极攻击性的话之后,威廉希尔官网注册当她在一家咖啡馆里喝饮料时,罗克西满脸笑容。The two giggled and smiled and seemed like the best of chums,在一些不那么微妙的暗示之后,罗克西设法把惠特尼逼到沙发上睡了几天。the whole season,我想)
我要说的是,惠特尼已经搬出了她在特里贝卡的假高层公寓,搬到了西村的假公寓(haaaayyyy!!!!).不过,新的挖掘看起来更白了。而老地方又大又贫瘠,隐约是澳大利亚人,这套新公寓舒适可爱–皮带包裹的灯该死。不管怎样,Roxy made herself comfortable in her temporary lodgings – and by comfortable,我的意思是窃笑惠特尼的设计美学(再次,前面提到的皮带包裹的灯),然后抛出失控的一方,最终警方将其击溃。当惠特问她的室友邀请了多少人时,罗克西耸耸肩,说只有五个人左右,威廉希尔官网注册他们都带来了人,但那是个谎言。谎言,I TELL YOU!更糟的是,she then said it's not like she had sent a mass text or anything — despite the fact that we'd seen her SEND A MASS TEXT only minutes prior.哦,两面派!And in such a quaint neighborhood!惭愧!FOR SHAME!!!
Meanwhile,真正的B女王,奥利维亚第一集在Elle杂志。你可能还记得上赛季末,惠特尼设计了杰西卡·阿尔巴的封面照,然后奥利维亚得到了所有的荣誉,所以她很喜欢Elle创意总监,Joe Zee。The affable bigwig seemed to take a shine to Olivia this episode,很高兴邀请她在杂志的配件部任职。我认为这会正常发生吗?当然不是。但是Elle在过去不曾为电视真人秀出游。(天桥骄子,时尚风行,美国的下一个顶级车型)And so Joe Zee brought Olivia on board and announced that she'd be reporting to publicity maven Erin Kaplan,一个20多岁的金发女郎,长着一张最猫的脸。我们立刻就喜欢上了她,因为她透露了她想把奥莉维亚打垮的意图。This,of course,源于她天生的和瞬间的仇恨。巴勒莫当我是奥利维亚的超级粉丝时,我更喜欢挑衅她的人。
Well,艾琳并没有像她给奥利维亚一个非常简单的任务那样强烈地反对她。她让她穿上两套衣服今天show and would only cost the consumer a minimal amount of money.于是,艾琳和可怜的时尚实习生布林一起去买一些合身的衣服。As you can imagine,这导致了灾难。奥利维亚只拿了一个尺寸的——只有灰色的——送给艾琳,who was significantly disappointed.当她表达自己的担忧时,奥莉维亚勃然大怒,说她花了很多时间寻找这些表情,真的,如果艾琳有问题,maybe ERIN should be the one hunting down the clothes.This,你可以想象,不是很顺利。我很震惊奥利维亚当时没有被解雇。但后来我记得这是城市and not real life and smiled broadly knowing these two would be going at it all season.Meanwhile,可怜的布林实习生在这场斗殴中被抓住了,left to do nothing but wince and perhaps secretly cry out for mommy.太棒了。整个首映式也是如此。这个新的精简版的节目甚至比以前更好。我唯一的希望是我们能看到更多奥利维亚表弟的屁股,Nevin。Crossing my fingers…

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“你会给我工作,否则俄罗斯黑手党会毁了你所有的黑衣。Da?”

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"We here atElle寻找我们的工作人员缺乏经验和权利;真的,你对我们来说是完美的,奥利维亚!”

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"I know."

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“婊子走了,快去搜捕他,听到了。

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“怎么会这么....我在想我在这里需要一个地方坠毁。You don't know of anyone who has an apartment,do you?也许是带沙发的?一个长得和你一模一样的人拥有的沙发?Perhaps in your neighborhood?在你的地址?”

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“嗯,你可以和我在一起吗?”

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“哦,真的吗?I wasn't even trying to pressure you!"

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"Did you just throw a paperclip at me?因为我讨厌这样。”

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“闭上你的脸回去工作,婊子。”

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艾琳:“两件事:首先,这些衣服很糟糕。其次,Brynndon't lean against tables.It makes your FUPA show."

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Erin: "You know I asked for different sizes for both the looks."
Olivia: "Well,我的肌肉很小,and I refuse to make them larger as I quite like the look of my arms;所以我不能带一套以上的衣服,如果你对此有问题,then I suggest YOU go to the gym,and YOU make your man-arms bigger so that YOU can get the damn clothes YOURSELF."

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“现在,谁来把这条慢慢收缩的蛇从我脖子上取下来?”

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"You know,I like flowers,但不是所有的花。”

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“不好意思,I'm meeting my brother,EDWARD CULLEN."

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Olivia: "I think this will be a really good segment."
Erin: "Mmmhmmm."
奥利维亚:“我很高兴我自己想到了它。”

11“思考”'The City' Is Back… And Now 100% Less Australian (and Douchey)"

  1. 这场演出比K.Cav Hills好多了,比上赛季好多了。甚至我的高炉,他看着山丘和城市,只是为了取笑斯宾塞,看看他有多郁闷,评论说,在观看了这两个节目的蒙太奇“即将到来的这个季节”后,它看起来比山丘更好。

  2. 啊哈,你是对的。她是“三十多岁”演员肯·奥林和帕特丽夏·韦蒂格的女儿。严肃地说,谷歌Patricia Wettig,exact same face.

  3. 瑞秋:是的!She is Ken Olin and Patricia Wettig's daughter.Good find.
    I like her,but doesn't she look a lot older than these girls.She looks like she is 40.(NOT THAT 40 IS OLD BY ANY MEANS)
    Thankfully Kelly is back on.爱她,即使她看起来像死亡。Does she not shower?I don't understand how anyone in fashion could look THAT BAD!
    I'm loving the Erin and Olivia fights.我无法想象告诉我的老板,如果他不喜欢我做的事,他可以自己做。
    Glad to see the Australian gone.

  4. Ya,RoxyWhitney斯蒂芬妮和斯宾塞都上过同一所高中。
    只是我还是罗西看起来像个俄国人,不是那么火爆的梅根·福克斯吗?

  5. It might finally be time to call it quits with these shenanigans.The fact that Roxy was Stephanie's friend on the Hills a few seasons back and the fact that Stacie "The Bartender" is suddenly a part of the crew on the Hills is just too much fakery!
    也,I'm almost certain that the scene of Kelly and Whitney at the office right before the party and the following party scene didn't happen that way.惠特来参加聚会的时候头发卷得多,but they tried to make it seem like she left work and directly went to the party.我喜欢注意那些小消息,他们在这些节目中到处都是。

  6. 所有这些孩子都上了同一所很小的高中。所以罗克西和斯蒂芬妮和惠特尼做朋友是有道理的。They were in the same class a few years ago.

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