FINDING PRINCE CHARMING PHOTOCAP: Fit for a Prince

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Last week,Logo premiered寻找白马王子,a reality competition colloquially referred to as the "gay Bachelor." And that's what it is.节目中主持人兰斯·巴斯引导着英俊的,机器人小罗伯特·williamhill官网塞普韦达。through a gaggle of would-be suitors,都是以电视爱情的名义。我们通常的比喻是:浪漫的音乐,catty brinksmanship,以及偶尔宣布的个人悲剧。Some contestants play coy — Brodney amusingly struggles with "opening up" at a pool party,声明它不是这种温柔时刻的场所(然而在电视上出现却不那么客观)。在比伯的音乐会上,其他人像特温斯一样蜂拥williamhill官网在罗伯特周围。It's all pretty amazing and hilarious.

The biggest laughs,however,来自罗伯特本人,williamhill官网whose enviable torso often stands in for personality.他把自己描绘成一个浪漫的灵魂,感同身受的想法——但他几乎拒绝保罗喜欢矮个子男人,把靴子给了尼克,whose sweating is seen as a roadblock to connection.Meanwhile,upon learning that the aforementioned Brodney is a trainer from his current home of Atlanta,williamhill官网Robert senses they might be a perfect match — you know,because they live in the same city and like to work out.It's gloriously superficial,and I want to drag williamhill官网Robert over the coals for it,but unfortunately,I can't act like I'm not a shallow gay man too;嘿,williamhill官网罗伯特-你去给自己找个辣妹。我全力支持你!

Full disclosure: my friend Brandon is amongst the suitors;所以我对他有极大的偏见。Go Brandon!

Photocap after the jump…

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“爱是艰难的。”

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“我真的很想见到一个被禁足的人,深思熟虑的,interesting,family-oriented,and educated.Or has abs.Actually,I'll just take the abs."

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“我是一个很有同情心的人;so I really understand what this beach towel is feeling."

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"I wonder if there are any mer-men out there.And if there are,do they work out?"

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Lance: "Tell me 威廉希尔官网注册about your last relationship."
williamhill官网Robert: "Well,it was really powerful,但最终我们缺乏一个基本的联系。I mean,he went to LA Fitness,and I go to Equinox."

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"It's funny talking 威廉希尔官网注册about relationships because I'm married now."

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"Yes,我听说了。恭喜你。”

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“你能相信吗?I found a lifelong partner!我!兰斯巴斯!”

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“真是太好了。”

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“但我又来了,rambling on 威廉希尔官网注册about BEING MARRIED,我就是这样。”

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"Next question please."

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"I haven't eaten a carb since 2011."

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Paul: "Hi there!I'm Paul.You have amazing eyes!"
Eric: "Thanks!You have amazing awkwardness!"

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williamhill官网罗伯特:“我想知道他们是否知道我现在有多狡猾。”
Jasen: "Yes,婊子。你只是大声说出来。”

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“高个子不是很好吗?We have such a connection."

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"Wow.I'm trying to create a connection with you,but I'm not sure I can connect with someone who connects with short guys."

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“谢谢你为我提供了一个安全的空间。”

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“我在这里做什么?”

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"C'mon Charlie,don't be scared.我相信这个白马王子更关心的是里面的东西,而不是外面的。”威廉希尔官网注册

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“等等,那是霍比特人吗?”

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"I'll pretend I didn't hear that."

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"WOW!I'mdefinitelygetting kicked off first!"

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"Was the red suit a mistake?It was a mistake,wasn't it?Yeah,I can see that now."

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"It looks like he opened up a checking account atJoS.A Bank."

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"They're laughing at me.That's okay: smile now and cry into a pillow later."

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“嘿,比特齐!!派对到了!!
Door girl: "Please,we all know I'm the star here."

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Sam: "I swear to God,if this is Prince Charming,I'm going to turn straight."

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"I like fabric."

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“嘿,伙计们,现在您必须将自己描述为一个hashtag。例如,I would be #MARRIEDyesIsaidMARRIED."

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Robby: "My hashtag is–"
Lance: "#NOTMARRIEDLIKELANCE."

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Nick: "I guess if I had to describe myself in a hashtag,it would be #newjerseyketchup."

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“丑人们说话的时候真可爱。”

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“我叫查理,I live in Hermosa,我在寻找爱。”
Lance: "You know you have no shot,对吗?”

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“嘿,伙计们,很抱歉,我假装是你们中的一员,这么卑鄙,but to make up for it,I promise to be super vulnerable from here on out.And by ‘vulnerable,' I mean shirtless."

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"Hey Robby,why are you so gay?"

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"Why are you so conservative,玛丽?”

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"PSSSHHHAAAHHH.你是the conservative one,ladyface."

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"Just because I talk like Trudy fromMad Mendoes not make me conservative."

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"If I could think of a comeback,我会的。Oh wait wait… here we go.FIX YOUR DRESS!!!Nailed it."

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williamhill官网罗伯特:“哇,他真的让我感动。”

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"Hey Brodney,你为什么这么害羞?”

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"I don't feel safe."

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"But you're in a wicker cage."

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"I'm sorry I'm uncomfortable,but I've been cruising you for two years at the gym,and this is the first time you've ever talked to me."

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“嗯,I don't talk to sweaty men.你见过尼克吗?”

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"Did somebody say my name?"

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"I just don't think I can be open with you at a pool party.And in front of a national television audience.But mainly it's the pool party."

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"Wow.And here I thought we had such a connection.I mean,we're both from Atlanta,我们都去同一个健身房…是的,like,destiny."

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"All this vulnerability is making me hot."

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"You guys,williamhi威廉希尔官网注册ll官网Robert's about to take his shirt off."

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"I SEE AN AB."

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"You guys,I'm shirtless too,soooooo…."

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"Me likey.ME LIKEY!!!"

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“不要害羞,williamhill官网Robert.把它脱下来。”

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"You guys,我一生都在梦想这一刻。”威廉希尔官网注册

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"Is everyone ready for my honesty?"

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“快点!!

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Justin: "Dillon,turn around,你不见伊瓦亚里塔昂了!!

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“感觉好多了。我觉得很鬼鬼祟,不让大家知道我有多少腹肌。”

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"Do you mind if I come sweat near you,williamhill官网Robert?"

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williamhill官网Robert: "It's bad enough that you're sweating,but now you want to talk 威廉希尔官网注册about New Jersey???"

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“我想和这里的人建立联系,尼克在出汗。How the HELL am I supposed to connect with THAT?"

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"Sweating means I'm nervous.And that makes me vulnerable.You like that don't you???"

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williamhill官网罗伯特:“你说话的样子就像一个喷在他腹肌上的人。”

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"What?No.什么?”

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"Just give up,亲爱的。”

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“嘿,罗伯williamhill官网特,just wanted to say that I'm having a great time swimming,and–"

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"Why are you talking to me?"

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"williamhill官网Robert,wait!I have something awkward to say!"

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"I'm so sorry for saying that I've dated short guys.我现在意识到,这是一种极端的冒犯。”

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“谢谢你对我诚实和脆弱。And for working out."

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"So,williamhill官网Robert,我说过我结婚了吗?Because I think that's an important point to make."

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"Yes,several times."

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"Okay,很好…(我结婚了,顺便说一句)。

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“我。”
“我。”
“我!”
“我!!

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Lance: "Okay everyone,here's how this will work: williamhill官网Robert will stare vacantly at you,谁先眨眼谁就回家。”

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"Eric,will you accept this ball-less mouth gag?"
“我想这只是一条领带。”
“你很滑稽。我喜欢。”

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"Eric,我觉得我们之间有真正的联系。你很热,I'm hot,and we love to breathe.谢谢你和我分享你胸肌的诚实。”

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Lance: "Real quick: williamhill官网Robert has requested that those with spray-tanned abs refrain from looking directly into his eyes."

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"HOW DOES HE KNOW???"

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"Oh look,my Uber driver's here."

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“嗯,事实上,我是在争夺你的心。”

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"I'm sorry,我们见过面吗?”

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“是的。We totally bonded in the pool."

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"Hmm,I don't usually swim with morbidly obese people.Are you sure?"

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“嘿,我有点胖,but I'm pretty sure I'm not morbidly obese.That really hurts my feelings."

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"Wow,非常感谢你对我的脆弱。You are by far the best Uber driver I've had.Five stars!"

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"But what 威廉希尔官网注册about… us?"

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"I just don't think there's a connection.I'm hot,and you're… you."

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“作为一个炙手可热的人,I'd like to say something."

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"Yes,Brodney.You have the floor.And great arms."

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"Remember that time at the gym when we walked by each other and smiled but didn't say anything but then you looked back and I pretended not to see you?Well,I saw you."

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"You know,布罗德尼我们有很多共同点——我们都喜欢跑步机,we both have eyes — but I feel like you're too guarded."

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“我明白。当我被迫穿衬衫时,我很难放松警惕。”

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“不幸的是,今晚你将不会收到领带,but feel free to send me a dick pic anytime."

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兰斯:“有什么比两个男人拥抱在一起更美的吗?4%的身体脂肪?”

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